it's time to just keep swimming...

...as my friend Ashley Cyr quoted from Finding Nemo in her philosophy final at the U of M.

Turns out I need to figure out my major FAST but that requires me to pass all of my courses. So naturally, I am at the library updating my blog.

GOSSIP GIRL: let's discuss.


Okay, I have a serious problem with this picture.
A) Why are Blair and Jenny linking arms? Jenny is a stupid mother fucken bitch who thinks she's such hot shit. SHE'S 16! and two years ago she was a 14 social climbing freak. She's so ungrateful and she has the worst taste in men.
B) Why is Nate leading the pack? TURN ME OFF (c) Alison and Adam.
C) VANESSA SHOULD BE CROPPED OUT OF THE PICTURE.
D) This is irrelivent to the picture, but where the fuck did Georgina go? And I seriously wanna know what she did to Poppi.
E) Are Serena and Dan going to end up together? I assumed it was a Ross and Rachel sort of relationship, but it all just seems too fucked up with their parents fucking right now.

Okay now that the picture has been discussed:

Blair and Chuck..... what will happen? If I were Blair i don't think i could forgive Chuck, it was pretty low of him, but at the same time I want them to work everything out! Chuck.. chuckchuckhucklez... what were you thinking? If you REALLY wanted Blair to fuck your uncle for your hotel, you could have brought it up to her, and I'm sure she would have offered (she's done it already anyway), you didn't have to TRICK HER !!!! I don't know, this is a mess, but at least GG is picking up the pace, it was starting to get dull.

ps. Does anyone else think that the dress Blair wore to 'fuck' Jack with was amazingly beautiful? I wish I could pull that off. And Jack, what is with the beard?


Anyway, as my friend Albert Einstein would say... F=ma... or F=BILsin(theta), which means Lucy has got to start MAD studying for the physics final.. in which she is very anxious and worried about.

V=IR...?

I feel that "sinners" and "saints" should be the other way around

I'm sorry, is it totally bad that Alison has gotten me stoked on blogging? I enjoy reading about her everyday occurrence especially with Richardo the Sandwich artist. I'd like to send a shout out to Alison. TURN ME ON. I'm kidding, I won't keep using that.

Blog names are hard to come up with. I was thinking of Alexisonfire's official homepage ; http://www.theonlybandever.com, and thought it would be cool to do something similar, UNFORTUNATELY, theonlyblogever.blogspot.com was taken. SORT OF REDUNDANT to add a #2 to the end of that, but all enjoy the irony.

BY THE WAY, I actually created this blog whilst sitting in the Schulich library, attempting to study. CALCULUS, mother fuckers.

This is me. Well this is what I should be doing right now.

This is what calculus should look like more often. Of course, any person who took simple high school calculus would know that finding the derivative of an integral is simply the function itself. FTC must be used, the cloud seems to be our variable here. The bounds don't need to changed because the constant is on the bottom. And chain rule isn't involved, so it's pretty easy ; the answer would be 'Cloud'. Well I think... it's been a while since I looked at FTC. ANYWAY, that is probably all the calculus I will be doing today. Sorry for boring you.

Back to studying. Wish me luck.